Through a blend of charm, skill, and ancient black magic I was approved to do media coverage by Phoenix Comicon this year. The event took place over May 27-30 in Phoenix, Arizona and I was there covering the whole thing for this blog and the far less funny Examiner.com. Over the next few days I’ll be updating both sites with stories and photos from the convention. Today I present my chronicle of my first day at Phoenix Comicon 2010:
Phoenix Comicon 2010 Day 1: I’m In Way Over My Head
I arrived at the Phoenix Convention Center for Thursday Preview Night around 6:30 in the evening. I’d never been to the convention center before and had not realized that it was actually multiple buildings spread over several city blocks, so I found myself immediately lost. Luckily, after only a few minutes of quietly sobbing while rush hour commuters laughed and threw things at me, I noticed several young men, all poorly dressed, looking unwashed, displaying a variety of terrible haircuts, and all headed in the same direction. Trusting my journalist’s instincts, I followed them directly to the Comicon.
Phoenix Comicon 2010 Day 1: I’m In Way Over My Head
I arrived at the Phoenix Convention Center for Thursday Preview Night around 6:30 in the evening. I’d never been to the convention center before and had not realized that it was actually multiple buildings spread over several city blocks, so I found myself immediately lost. Luckily, after only a few minutes of quietly sobbing while rush hour commuters laughed and threw things at me, I noticed several young men, all poorly dressed, looking unwashed, displaying a variety of terrible haircuts, and all headed in the same direction. Trusting my journalist’s instincts, I followed them directly to the Comicon.
I mounted the steps to the Phoenix Convention Center South Building and was immediately confronted by a massive line. Registration had been open since 4pm and the line was still out the door and curving down the sidewalk outside. A convention staffer keeping the crowd from rioting notified me that media can actually skip the line and pick up their credentials inside. I humbly waltzed past the massive geek pileup with an absolute minimal amount of strutting.
On the way into the building I passed this:



Once I’d composed myself I continued on my way to media registration and was greeted by another (much shorter) line. While waiting I noticed several overweight bald men, all with prodigious beads of sweat coating their hairless scalps despite it not being particularly warm out. It was around this time that I made another note to myself that I should avoid touching anything. I got my credentials and, while saddened to find it didn’t have my name on it, was quite pleased to note it didn’t have my press affiliation either. I spent the rest of the convention telling people I worked for Cat Fancy.

After getting my press badge I read through the official welcome letter given to media members. I was a little disappointed, although not exactly surprised, to find that it was earnestly signed “Live Long and Prosper.”
Now, press credentials proudly displayed and scarcely believing that I’d made it this far without anyone realizing I was wildly unqualified to even be here, I began really buckling down and getting into some serious journalism. After 30 seconds of that I began taking silly photos and cracking jokes. Enjoy.


Still the kids seemed to enjoy it. There was Rockband, and DDR, and classic fighting games, and kids who’d paid $35 attendance to do the exact same thing they do every day at home.

In the comic book trivia room I spotted Paul from Cheers:


If you’re not clear what a movie about the fetish of a socially dysfunctional man-child has to do with Comicon…

There were several celebrities present at this year’s Comicon, including The Honky Tonk Man, 57 year-old professional wrestler and 24-hour sad reminder of Elvis’ last days…


While in artist’s alley I spotted this guy…


















There were a couple of after party events going on in the Hyatt ballrooms, but they were unbelievably dead. Either most of the convention attendees hadn’t yet arrived or, unbeknownst to me, comic book fans do not drink. Or dance. And are easily frightened by bright lights and loud music.

In any case I knew that I had barely hit the tip of the Comicon iceberg, so I decided to call it a night, head back to the hotel, and prepare for the next three days. I’d already gotten through press registration without anyone realizing I was a complete fraud, taken pictures of complete strangers without anyone smashing my camera, and my chub rub status was, at most, moderate. I considered the day a success. I showered off what I assumed to be the smell of a hard day’s work and went to bed. Tomorrow was Friday, the first full day of Phoenix Comicon, and I needed some rest.
Coming up: Phoenix Comicon 2010: Day 2!
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